horoscope thiessen

Oh, honey, let me tell ya about this horoscope thingy, the horoscope thiessen. Folks say it tells ya ’bout yer future and all that jazz. Now, I ain’t one for fancy words or them college know-it-alls, but I reckon it’s like readin’ the weather. Sometimes it’s right, sometimes it ain’t. You jus’ gotta take it with a grain of salt, ya know?

So, this fella, Michael Thiessen, he writes ’em horoscopes. People read ’em online, like readin’ the newspaper but on that computery thing. They say he’s been doin’ it since way back in nineteen ninety-six. That’s a long time, ain’t it? Must be good at it, I guess.

He’s got somethin’ for every sign, ya know, like them Leo and Virgo and whatever. My grandson, he’s a Sagittarius. Says they’re lucky. Always winnin’ at Bingo, that boy is. Maybe Thiessen’s right about that one.

• Aries
• Taurus
• Gemini
• Cancer
• Leo
• Virgo
• Libra
• Scorpio
• Sagittarius
• Capricorn
• Aquarius
• Pisces

Now, they got daily ones and weekly ones too. I ain’t got time to read that stuff every day. Too busy with the chickens and the garden, ya see. But sometimes, on a Sunday, I’ll take a peek at the weekly one. See what’s comin’ my way.

They say it’s all about the stars and the moon and all that up there. I don’t rightly understand it, but it’s kinda like plantin’ seeds. You gotta do it at the right time, when the moon’s right. Maybe the stars tell ya when to do other things, ya know?

People get all worked up about it, arguin’ if it’s real or not. I say, what’s the harm? If it makes ya feel better to read it, then go right ahead. It’s like readin’ them funny papers, a little bit of fun for the day.

Some folks say you can get it on yer phone, too. Apps, they call ’em. I don’t mess with them fancy phones. Got my old flip phone, that’s good enough for me. But if you’re one of them tech-savvy folks, you can get it on yer phone and read it whenever ya want.

Thiessen, he puts it all online, free for everyone to see. That’s nice of him, ain’t it? Some folks charge for everything these days. But he just puts it out there, for anyone to read. Must be a good fella, that Thiessen.

So, next time you’re wonderin’ what the future holds, maybe give that horoscope thiessen a try. Might tell ya somethin’ good, ya never know. Just don’t go bettin’ the farm on it, ya hear? It’s just for fun, like them crossword puzzles in the paper. A little somethin’ to pass the time.

Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about it. You take care now, ya hear? And don’t forget to feed the birds.

Tags: Horoscope, Astrology, Michael Thiessen, Zodiac, Daily Horoscope, Weekly Horoscope