Deep Dive: Monkey and Horse Compatibility in Astrology

Alright, let’s gab about them monkeys and horses, you know, the ones from that there Chinese thingy, the zodiac or whatever they call it. Folks say they got all this figured out, who gets along with who and all that jazz. So, let’s see what they say about these two critters.

Now, the monkey, they say he’s a clever one, always up to somethin’, crackin’ jokes and whatnot. Kinda like my grandson, always got a smart mouth on him! The horse, well, they’re full of energy, always runnin’ around, gotta be free, can’t be tied down, you know? Kinda like my neighbor’s old mare, always jumpin’ the fence.

So, you put these two together, whatcha get? A whole lotta commotion, that’s what! They say it’s a lively match, always somethin’ goin’ on. Makes sense, I guess. One’s always jokin’, the other’s always movin’. Probably keeps things interestin’, that’s for sure.

• Monkey’s smart, they say. Horse likes to have fun. Sounds like a good time to me.
• But sometimes, too much fun can be a bad thing, you know? Like when my chickens get out and tear up the garden. Fun for them, not so much for me.

Now, they got all these other animals too, sheep, tigers, rabbits… Apparently, some of ’em are good for the horse, makes for a good life, they say. Respect and care, that’s what they talk about. And money, of course. Everyone wants a bit of money, ain’t that the truth?

But the monkey, they say he’s best with another monkey, or maybe a rat. Goes to show, everyone’s got their type, even them animals. Just like how some folks like apples and some like oranges. Can’t please everyone, that’s for sure.

This whole zodiac thing, it’s kinda like lookin’ at people, really. Some folks are just naturally drawn to each other, some ain’t. Some folks are calm and quiet, some are loud and boisterous. Just like them monkeys and horses, I reckon.

They say the horse ladies, well, they’re a bit, um, how do I say this politely… they like the fellas, let’s just say that. Always lookin’ for a good time, maybe? Don’t know if that’s true or not, but that’s what they say. Can’t believe everything you hear, though, that’s for sure.

This here monkey and horse pair, they got their good and bad, just like everyone else. Strengths and weaknesses, they call it. Probably means sometimes they get along great, sometimes they fight like cats and dogs. Just like any couple, I reckon. Even me and the old man had our days, let me tell you!

So, if you’re a monkey or a horse, does all this mean somethin’? I dunno. Maybe it’s just a bunch of hooey. But it’s fun to think about, ain’t it? Makes you wonder if them stars and animals really do have somethin’ to do with our lives.

But in the end, I reckon it all comes down to this: if you find someone you like, someone you get along with, it don’t matter if they’re a monkey, a horse, or a darn ol’ rooster. It’s what’s in their heart that counts, not what animal they got on their birth certificate. That’s what I always say, anyway. And I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, let me tell you.

So, there you have it. Monkeys and horses, gettin’ along, fightin’, havin’ fun… sounds like life to me! And if you wanna know more, go ask them Chinese folks. They seem to have it all figured out, or so they say. Me, I’m just an old woman who’s seen a lot of life, and that’s all I got to say about it.

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