Goat and Boar Compatibility: What to Expect in a Relationship

Alright, let’s yak about them goats and pigs, you know, whether they get along or not. Some folks say this and that, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my days, so listen up.

First off, puttin’ goats and pigs together in the same pen? Bad idea, real bad. Pigs, they ain’t the friendliest creatures, ya know? They’ll eat anything, and I mean anything. Little goats, big goats, doesn’t matter. If a pig smells blood or a new baby goat, that fence better be strong, or you’ll have a mess on your hands. We’re talkin’ a real strong fence, not that flimsy stuff they sell at the market.

• Pigs eat a lot, always hungry, them fellas.
• Goats, they more picky, kinda delicate, ya see.

Now, some folks, they talk about them animal signs, like the dog and the pig and the goat. They say dogs are loyal and calm, like my old Bess was. Good dog, she was. They say dogs get along with rabbits and tigers and horses, but not so much with dragons and sheep. I ain’t never seen no dragons, so I can’t say nothin’ about that. But sheep? They alright, I guess. Kinda dumb, though.

Pigs, they say pigs are passionate and emotional. And goats, well, goats can be kinda sensitive too. So, maybe that’s why some folks think they get along. But I tell you what, passion and sensitivity ain’t gonna stop a pig from eatin’ a goat. That’s just nature, plain and simple.

Some say when a goat is with a pig, the goat opens up more. Says the pig is supportive. Maybe so, but I still wouldn’t trust ’em together. You can be supportive and still eat your friend, ain’t that right?

Now, when it comes to love, that’s a whole different story, I reckon. Some folks say pigs and goats make a great match, lovers even. They say they both emotional, and that makes them compatible. They talk about “deep emotional bonds” and “communication bonds”. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But I seen a goat try to communicate with a pig once. Ended with the goat runnin’ for its life.

They say in them eastern horoscopes, the sheep and the pig, they good together. Good at work, they say. Complement each other. Maybe so. But I ain’t never seen a pig and a goat workin’ side by side, not without a strong fence between ’em.

Them city folks, they write all kinds of things. They say pigs and goats are dedicated and sensitive lovers. They say they good for romance and sex, even for just casual datin’. I don’t know nothin’ about casual datin’, never done it myself. But I tell you what, if a pig is datin’ a goat, that goat better watch its back.

They say pigs are generous, but they ain’t got no patience. And goats, well, they can be kinda stubborn. So, I guess that’s a match made in heaven, huh? Or maybe not. Maybe it’s a match made in a pigpen, with the goat tryin’ to escape.

Years of the pig, years of the goat, they got all these years figured out. 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007 and 2019 for the pigs, and 1955, 1967, 1979 for the goats. I don’t know nothin’ about all them years. I just know what I seen with my own two eyes.

So, you ask me, goat and boar compatibility? I say, keep ’em separate. Friends? Maybe. Lovers? I doubt it. Just be safe and build a good fence, that’s my advice. You don’t want no trouble, and you sure don’t want no goat gettin’ eaten. That ain’t a pretty sight, let me tell you.

And that’s all I gotta say about that. You can listen to them fancy folks with their horoscopes and their deep emotional bonds, or you can listen to an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. Your choice, but don’t come cryin’ to me when your pig eats your goat.