Modern Witch Tarot: Tips and Tricks for Accurate Readings

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… modern witch tarot thing. Don’t go getting all fancy on me now, I’m gonna tell it to ya straight, like it is.

First off, what even is this tarot stuff, right? Well, it’s like a bunch of pretty pictures on cards, see? Some folks, they say these pictures can tell ya stuff. About your life, about what’s gonna happen, about what happened before. Like, you pull a card, and it’s got a lady in a blue dress sittin’ down. They call her the “High Priestess.” Sounds mighty important, don’t she? She’s supposed to be some kinda… uh… divine woman or somethin’. Don’t ask me, I just heard it from them city folks.

Now, some people, they think this tarot is all hocus pocus. Like a magic trick, ya know? Like pullin’ a rabbit outta a hat. But that ain’t it, not really. It’s more like… lookin’ in a mirror, but not the kinda mirror you got in your bathroom. This mirror shows you your inside self, your… uh… soul, I guess they call it. And it shows it to ya at the same time as it shows you the outside world. So, you can kinda see how they connect, you and everything around ya.

So, how do you get this tarot to work for ya? Well, it ain’t just about flippin’ cards, that’s for sure. You gotta use your… uh… innertuition, that’s what they call it. Like a gut feeling, but deeper. And you gotta know what the pictures mean. They ain’t just pretty pictures, they got symbols. Like, a sun means somethin’, a moon means somethin’ else. You gotta learn all that. It’s like learnin’ to read, but with pictures instead of words. And it ain’t always easy, let me tell ya.

• First, ya gotta connect with your spirit. Whatever that means. Sounds kinda spooky, don’t it? But it’s just about gettin’ in touch with yourself, bein’ quiet and listenin’ to that little voice inside.
• Then, ya gotta do some shadow work. That’s what they call it. Means lookin’ at the dark parts of yourself, the parts you don’t like to think about. Kinda like cleanin’ out the barn, but for your mind. Nobody wants to do it, but ya gotta.
• And then, you gotta trust yourself. That’s the big one. Don’t go second guessin’ yourself all the time. If you think a card means somethin’, then it probably does. Even if it don’t make sense at first.

Now, some folks, they got these fancy ways of readin’ the cards. They lay ’em out in special patterns, they call ’em “spreads”. Like, you got one for love, one for money, one for… well, just about anything you can think of. And they write down everything. What cards they pulled, what they think it means. Kinda like keepin’ a diary, but for tarot. Me? I just pull a card and see what it tells me. Keep it simple, that’s my motto.

This ain’t some kinda fortune tellin’ machine, ya hear? It ain’t gonna tell you the lottery numbers or who you’re gonna marry. But it can help you understand yourself better. It can help you see things you mighta missed. It can help you make better choices. Like having a wise old friend, but in card form.

They even got books about this stuff, ya know? “Modern Witchcraft,” they call it. Says these cards can unlock secrets of the past, present, and future. Sounds like a whole lotta somethin’, don’t it? But maybe there’s somethin’ to it. People have been doin’ this for centuries, so there must be some reason, right?

So, if you wanna try this modern witch tarot, go ahead. Get yourself a deck of cards. Find a quiet place. And just… see what happens. Maybe you’ll find it’s just a bunch of pictures. Maybe you’ll find somethin’ more. But remember what I told ya. Connect with your spirit, do that shadow work, and trust yourself. And don’t go expectin’ miracles. Just take it slow and see what the cards have to say. And for goodness sake, don’t go blamin’ me if it don’t work out! I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard. It’s your life, you figure it out.

And another thing, if you do decide to do this tarot thing, make sure you write down what you did. You know, what cards you pulled, what you thought they meant. Even if it’s just a few scribbles on a piece of paper. It’ll help you remember later, and maybe you’ll see somethin’ you missed the first time. Like rememberin’ where you put your spectacles! It all connects, see? This here tarot and your everyday life.

Anyways, that’s about all I got to say about this modern witch tarot. Hope it made some kinda sense. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.