The Tower Advice: Your Ultimate Guide to Success

Alright, let’s talk about this “Tower” thing, whatever it is. Sounds like some fancy city stuff to me, but they tell me it’s about changin’ things up, like when you gotta clean out the hen house ’cause it stinks to high heaven.

So, this Tower, it ain’t about buildin’ up, no siree. It’s about knockin’ things down. Like that old barn we had? Rotted wood, leaky roof, couldn’t keep the cows dry. Had to tear that sucker down and start fresh. This here Tower, it’s kinda like that. If somethin’ ain’t workin’, don’t just sit there and whine about it. Get up and do somethin’!

They say it’s a “radical shift.” Sounds fancy, huh? But it just means you gotta make a big change. Like when I finally threw out that old churn. Butter was comin’ out lumpy, no matter how hard I cranked. Got myself a new one, and now the butter’s smooth as silk. See? Change ain’t always bad.

• Sometimes you gotta shake things up good. Like when you got a stubborn mule. Gotta yell a little, maybe smack it on the rump to get it movin’.
• And sometimes, you gotta throw out what’s broke. Like that old rusty bucket? It ain’t holdin’ water no more, so what good is it?
• They talk about “overthrowin’ the powers.” Sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me. But I guess it means if someone’s bossin’ you around and ain’t doin’ right, you gotta stand up to ’em. Like when that no-good salesman tried to cheat me on the price of seeds. I gave him a piece of my mind, and he backed down quick.

This Tower thing, it’s also about growin’. Like a corn stalk. You plant the seed, it sprouts, grows tall, and then you gotta harvest it. If you don’t harvest it, it’ll just rot in the field. Change is like that harvest. You gotta take what you learned, leave the rest behind, and move on to the next thing.

Now, they say this Tower shows up when you need a sign. Like when the rooster crows, you know it’s mornin’. But sometimes, life ain’t that simple. Sometimes you gotta look real close to see the signs. Like when the milk goes sour, you know the cow’s been eatin’ somethin’ she shouldn’t. You gotta pay attention to them little things.

And what about your work? This Tower card, they say it means maybe you gotta change your job. Like when the crops fail, you can’t just keep plantin’ the same thing, can ya? You gotta try somethin’ new. Maybe plant beans instead of corn. Maybe learn a new skill. Maybe move to a new town. Change ain’t easy, but sometimes it’s the only way to survive.

They say this change might feel “uncomfortable” or even “chaotic.” Well, of course it will! Change is never easy. Like when you gotta move a whole houseful of furniture? Stuff gets broken, you get tired, and your back aches somethin’ fierce. But in the end, you got everything where it needs to be. Same with life. Sometimes you gotta go through a little mess to get to a better place.

So, if this Tower shows up for you, don’t be scared. It ain’t the end of the world. It’s just a sign that it’s time for somethin’ new. Time to tear down the old, build up the new, and keep on movin’. Like they say, “a rolling stone gathers no moss.” And let me tell you, moss ain’t good for nothin’ but makin’ a roof leak.

So, embrace the change. Don’t be afraid to start over. It might be hard, but it’ll be worth it in the end. And remember, even an old hen like me can learn a new trick or two. Life’s too short to just sit around and do the same old thing, day in and day out.

Just like when you bake a cake, if the recipe isn’t right, the cake tastes bad. So you gotta tear up that old recipe and find a better one. That’s what the Tower’s about, findin’ a better way to do things. No use crying over spilled milk, you just gotta clean it up and go at it again.

And it ain’t only about the big things, like changing jobs or moving. It can be the little things too. Like the way you treat people. Maybe you gotta be kinder, or maybe you gotta be stronger. Maybe you gotta speak up more. The Tower can mean anythin’ you gotta change to make your life better.