Beginners Luck: Learn Celestial Tarot Card Meanings Now

Well now, let’s talk about them celestial tarot cards, you know. My grandkid, bless her heart, she showed me some pictures, all fancy and whatnot. Said there’s 78 of ‘em. Seventy-eight! Can you believe it? That’s more chickens than I got in my coop, and that’s sayin’ somethin’.

Now, they got these big cards, the Major Arcana, they call ‘em. Twenty-two of them big shots. They’re like the bossy hens in the yard, always struttin’ around. My grandkid says they’re about big life stuff, you know, like gettin’ hitched or findin’ your way when you’re lost, not in the woods, but in life. Like that Wheel of Fortune card. Looks like a fancy wagon wheel to me. Means good luck, they say. Sometimes it means too much of a good thing, like when you got more zucchini in the garden than you can eat.

Then there’s the little cards, the Minor Arcana. Fifty-six of them little fellers. They’re like the worker bees, always buzzin’ around. They got four suits, just like regular playin’ cards, but with different names. Wands, they say, are like fire, gettin’ things done. Cups are like water, all about feelings and lovey-dovey stuff. Swords are like air, sharp and quick, sometimes meanin’ trouble. And Pentacles, well, they’re like the earth, money and such, the stuff that keeps your belly full.

• Wands: Fire, action, gettin’ things goin’.
• Cups: Water, feelings, love, and all that mushy stuff.
• Swords: Air, thoughts, sometimes sharp words and arguments.
• Pentacles: Earth, money, work, the stuff you can hold in your hand.

Now, how do you use these cards? Well, you gotta shuffle ‘em up good, like you’re mixin’ dough for biscuits. Then you focus on what you wanna know. Like, “Will my tomatoes grow this year?” or “Is that no-good rooster gonna stop peckin’ my hens?” Then you pick a card, any card. That card, it’s got a story to tell ya.

My grandkid, she’s all into readin’ these cards. Says each one has a meanin’. Like the World card, that means you finished somethin’ important, like gettin’ all your chores done before supper. Or the Fool card, that don’t mean you’re stupid, it just means you’re startin’ somethin’ new, like plantin’ a new garden. She’s got all these books, too. Books about learnin’ the tarot, learnin’ it online, even. Says millions of folks are learnin’ it, all over the world. I tell you, the world’s a changin’ place.

She showed me some pictures on her computin’ machine, too. People online, talkin’ about these cards, chargin’ money to tell your fortune. Said there’s even websites where you can chat with someone anytime, anywhere, and they’ll tell you what the cards mean. Sounds like city folk hocus pocus to me, but hey, if it helps folks, I ain’t gonna judge. She showed me one place that gave you a few minutes free, then half off if you paid them. They say they’re good at knowin’ about love, relationship and if he is the one, things like that.

Now, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon these cards are just about figurin’ things out. Like lookin’ at the clouds and guessin’ if it’s gonna rain. They are a guide you know. They tell you to pay more attention, think hard. Sometimes life throws you a curveball, like when the cow gets loose or the well runs dry. And you gotta figure out what to do. Maybe these cards, they help you see things clearer, like wearin’ your glasses when you’re threadin’ a needle.

So, if you’re curious about these celestial tarot cards, don’t be scared. Just shuffle ‘em up, pick a card, and see what it tells ya. Maybe it’ll say you’re gonna have a good harvest, or maybe it’ll say you need to fix that leaky roof. Either way, it’s just a way of lookin’ at things a little different, like seein’ the world from the top of the haystack instead of the chicken coop.

And if you don’t understand it all, don’t you fret. My grandkid says it takes time to learn, like learnin’ to bake a good pie. Just keep practicin’, keep readin’ them pictures, and pretty soon, you’ll be readin’ them cards like a farmer reads the weather.

Remember, life is like a deck of cards, you gotta play the hand you’re dealt. And sometimes, a little bit of hocus pocus, a little bit of lookin’ at the pictures, that can help you win the game. Or at least, make it a little more interestin’!