Horoscope

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this November 4th horoscope thingy. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I heard some things and I’ll tell ya what I know, just like I’m chattin’ over the fence with ya. So, they’re talkin’ about November 4th, right? Seems like a big day for some folks, specially […]

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them folks born on May 25th. Seems like it’s a special day, you know, like any other birthday, but this one’s got that Gemini thing going on. What’s this Gemini stuff all about, you ask? Well, it’s like this. Them Gemini folks, they’re born ‘tween May 21st and June

Well now, let’s talk about this horry-scope thing for October 21st. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just tellin’ it like I see it, like them stars are whisperin’ in my ear. October 21st, huh? Sounds like a good day to get things done, or maybe just sit on the porch and watch the

Well now, let’s see what them stars gotta say for October 15th, huh? Don’t go gettin’ all fancy on me, this ain’t no highfalutin’ talk. Just plain speakin’ about what’s comin’ down the pike. Alright, so if you’re a Libra, born ‘tween September 23rd and October 22nd, they say you’re all about harmony and gettin’

Well now, let’s talk about them folks born on March 30th. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve heard a thing or two about these Aries folks. The Aries Spirit: See, them born under the sign of the ram, that’s Aries, they’re a fiery bunch. Like a pot of beans on a hot

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them folks born on July 9th, alright? It’s all about that birthday horoscope stuff, you know, what the stars say and all that. The Gist of It So, if you or someone you know popped into this world on July 9th, listen up. These folks, they’re a real go-getters.

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about them folks born on May 23rd, the Geminis. You know, the twins. Heard tell they’re somethin’ special. May 23rd Geminis, what are they like? They say these folks are right chatty. Can talk your ear off, they can! Always jumpin’ from one thing to another. Like them butterflies

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them folks born on June 12th. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, and I can tell ya a bit about these June 12th babies. What kind of folks are they? Well, they say these June 12th people are

Well, hey there! Let’s talk about them folks born on March 13th, alright? They say them people is Pisceans, ya know, like the fish. Fishy people, huh? Just kiddin’! Now, these March 13th babies, they’re a bit…how you say…complicated. Like a tangled ball of yarn, that’s what they are. They got big hearts, real generous

Alright, let’s talk about them folks born on June 23rd, their birthday horoscope and all that. Don’t go expectin’ no fancy words from me, I just tell it like it is, the way I see it. So, you’re a June 23rd baby, huh? Well, first thing’s first, you’re a Cancer. Yep, that crab sign. Means