Horoscope

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them folks born on June the 10th. Heard tell it’s a special day, makes ’em a Gemini, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ you’d find in a Sears catalog, but way pricier. Now, these June 10th babies, they’re like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re […]

Well, howdy there! Let’s jaw about this Joni Mitchell, you know, the singer lady. Folks are always yappin’ about horoscopes and stars and such, so I figured, why not take a gander at Joni’s? Don’t know much about fancy astrology stuff, mind you, but I can tell you what’s what. Now, they say Joni’s a

Well, howdy there! Listen up, ’cause I’m gonna tell ya about this November 7th horoscope thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain ol’ gal tryin’ to make sense of the stars. So, what’s the deal with November 7th? Seems like every day got somethin’ special ’bout it, according to them star-gazers.

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Leo thingy, the 2024 career horoscope, whatever they call it. You know, like them fortune tellers in the town square, always blabbering ‘bout stars and stuff. So, this Leo, they say it’s gonna be a good year for work, eh? Lucky and prosperous, they say. Sounds fancy, don’t it?

Alright, let’s talk about them March 1st babies, you know, the ones born right when winter’s startin’ to pack its bags. These folks, they’re what they call Pisces. Yeah, like the fish, them slippery little fellers. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, and these Pisces got

Alright, let’s talk about them folks born on June 21st, you know, their birthday and all that star stuff. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I can tell ya what I heard. What kind of people are they? Well, some say these June 21st folks, they’re a mix of things. Like, they got the brains

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them June 1 babies, ya hear? The stars and such, they say a whole heap about ya, even if you don’t believe in all that hooey. But it’s kinda fun, ain’t it? So, if you was born on June 1, they call you a Gemini. Sounds fancy, like somethin’

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this Sarah Jessica Parker, you know, the gal from that city show. I heard folks are all a-flutter about her horoscope, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folk do. Who’s this Sarah Jessica Parker Anyways? Now, I ain’t no expert, but from what I

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them folks born on November 17th, ya know, their birthday and all that star stuff. Don’t rightly know much about it myself, but I heard some things from the radio and that there internet thingy my grandson showed me. Seems like it’s all about them Scorpios. So, what’s the

Well hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this Cancer money thingy in 2024, alright? I ain’t no fancy expert, mind you, just a plain ol’ body tryin’ to make sense of things, same as you. So, they’re sayin’ 2024’s gonna be a mixed bag for you Cancer folks when it comes to money.