Tarot

This here card, the Nine of Cups, it’s a good one, I tell ya. When it comes up in them Tarot card readin’s, it means things are lookin’ up, like a good harvest comin’ in. It’s all about feelin’s, this card is, and good ones at that. When you see this Nine of Cups, it

This here tarot card thing, some folks get all riled up about it. They see that Death card and think it’s all over, gonna kick the bucket any day now. Well, I’m here to tell ya, that ain’t always the case. Not one little bit. Tarot cards are more complicated. That Death card, it’s more

This here card, the Three of Cups, it’s a good one, I tell ya. It’s all about love, that good kind of love, ya know? Like when you’re with your best pals, laughin’ and carryin’ on. It’s about them good times, celebratin’ and just enjoyin’ each other’s company. Three of Cups love, that’s what it

Yo, let’s gab about this chart angles thingamajig. See, I ain’t no fancy-pants expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, and these angles, they kinda make sense to me, even if I don’t understand all the highfalutin words. So, these chart angles, they’re like lines, see? Diagonal lines. Not straight up

Well, let me tell you, life, it sure throws some curveballs. Sometimes, you just feel down in the dumps, like a rain cloud just won’t go away. And your heart, it aches somethin’ fierce. That’s when them tarot cards, they can be a real help. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, tarot readings for emotional

Well, well, well, let’s talk about this Page of Wands, yeah? Some folks say it ain’t a simple yes or no kinda thing. They say it’s got more to it, more shades of meaning, like my old quilt with all them colors. But if you ask me, this Page of Wands, he’s usually a good

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this whole Rat Goat Compatibility thing. It ain’t so simple, you see. These two, they’re like chalk and cheese, or maybe like oil and water. They just don’t mix easy. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s all ’bout that Chinese animal calendar thing. Them Goat

Well, lemme tell ya, this whole birth tarot card number 2 thing, it’s got me thinkin’. Number 2, huh? It ain’t just a number, ya know? It’s like, two sides of the same coin, like my old man used to say. Two peas in a pod. Two chickens in the coop. Always two somethings together.

Well, let me tell you, this whole marriage thing, it ain’t as easy as picking the ripest melon in the patch. These days, folks are looking at the stars, talking about this astrology stuff. They say it can tell you whom will i marry. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but who am