Tarot

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Aries in Jupiter thing, or whatever they call it. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my life, and I can tell ya, people are people, no matter what the stars say. But, folks like to talk about it, […]

Well, let’s talk about this Monkey and Horse thing, you know, like them animals in the Chinese calendar or somethin’. I heard some folks say it’s about whether they get along, like if they was people. Now, the Horse, that critter’s full of beans, always jumpin’ around, can’t sit still for a minute. Always gotta

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… what’s it called? Celtic Love Tarot. Yeah, that’s it. My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I can still tell ya a thing or two about love, you know? Don’t need no fancy cards for that, but since you asked, let’s see what all the fuss

Alright, let’s talk about this Seven of Cups card, you know, the one with all them choices. Folks keep askin’ if it’s a “yes” or a “no,” like life’s that simple. But it ain’t, not one bit. So, you see this card, it’s got all these cups floatin’ around, right? Full of stuff, shiny things,

Well now, let’s talk about that there Nine of Cups card, like them fancy folks do. It’s a wish card, they say. Means good things, like when you find a twenty dollar bill in your old coat pocket. You pull this card, and it’s like the universe is sayin’, “Hey, you! Yeah, you! Go on

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this “Empress” thing, whether it’s a yes or a no, ya know? Folks been watchin’ it, talkin’ ’bout it, so I figured, why not yap a bit myself? So, what’s this “Empress” all about, huh? Well, it’s like them fancy shows ’bout kings and queens and all that jazz.

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “Wheel of Fortune.” Don’t go thinkin’ it’s some fancy thing only them city folks understand. It ain’t. It’s life, plain and simple, just like farmin’ or bakin’ a pie. What’s This Wheel Thing All About Anyway? This Wheel of Fortune, it’s like the seasons. One minute

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this “magician advice,” you know? It’s like, they say you got all the stuff you need right there, under your nose, to get what you want. Right there! Ain’t that somethin’? Like, if you wanna bake a cake, the flour and sugar ain’t gonna jump in the bowl

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here 9 of Hearts and that Star card. It’s like this, see? You got wishes, hopes, things you yearn for in your heart, especially when it comes to lovin’ and such. That Star card, now, that’s a real good one. It’s like a big ol’ green light

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Saturn and Leo thing. It’s kinda like mixin’ oil and water, you know? Saturn, that fella’s all about rules and hard work, kinda like my old man always sayin’, “No rest for the wicked!” And Leo, well, Leo’s like that show-off rooster in the yard, always struttin’