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Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Rooster and Rat folks, you know, the ones from that there Chinese animal calendar thingy. It ain’t always peaches and cream, I tell ya. First off, let’s talk ’bout the Rooster man and the Rat woman. They say both of ’em are kinda smart and like a […]

Well, let me tell ya, this whole “Mercury sag” thing, sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d try to make some sense of it, ya know? Like, what in tarnation is a “Mercury retrograde” anyway? What is Mercury Retrograde anyway? From what I gather,

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Jupiter thingy in… uh… Virgo. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ you’d hear on them TV shows. But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all that complicated. It’s just about how folks learn and grow, ya know? Like plantin’ seeds and watchin’ ’em sprout. So, what’s this Jupiter all about?

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these monkeys and rabbits, you know, like them zodiac signs or whatever. Folks say they’re different, and that’s the truth, I reckon. Monkeys, they’re all jumpy and full of beans, always gotta be doin’ somethin’, you know? Can’t sit still for a minute. Rabbits, on the other hand,

Alright, let’s talk about this 9 of Wands card, you know, the one with the fella lookin’ all beat up but still standin’ strong. It’s like when you’ve been workin’ your butt off in the fields all day, and the sun’s beatin’ down, and you’re just plain tired, but you gotta keep goin’ ‘cause the

Well, listen up, young’uns. If there’s one thing this old woman’s learned, it’s that life ain’t no picnic. It’s more like a cornfield – gotta work hard to get anything good outta it. So, lemme tell ya a thing or two, stuff I wish someone had told me when I was still green behind the

Well, hello there! Let me tell ya somethin’ about this… this “love iching” thing. Don’t rightly know what it is, but sounds fancy. My old man, he used to say love is like farmin’. You gotta plant the seeds, water ’em, and wait. Can’t rush it, you know? Now, this iching, they say it’s got

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this I Ching love thing, alright? Don’t you go gettin’ all fancy on me now, ’cause I ain’t no scholar, ya hear? Just a plain ol’ gal tryin’ to make sense of things, same as you. Now, this I Ching, it’s like, some old Chinese book,

Well now, let’s talk about them goat and rooster folks, see if they get along alright. It ain’t always easy, ya know. Some folks just click, some… not so much. Goat and Rooster, a Tough Match? I heard tell that a goat man and a rooster woman, well, their get-along ain’t the best. Low, they