Tarot

You know, that monkey and goat compatibility, it’s a funny thing. Some folks say it works, some folks say it don’t. I heard tell once about a monkey and a goat, different as can be. That monkey, he’s always jumpin’ around, makin’ noise, can’t sit still for a minute. Always chattering and playing. You know […]

That Jupiter, big fella in the sky, you know? When he’s hanging out in Taurus, that bull sign, things get kinda interesting for us womenfolk. Especially when it comes to love and all that mushy stuff. My old bones have seen a thing or two, let me tell you. And I’ve learned a thing or

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about them oxes and goats. See, folks say they ain’t supposed to get along. Like oil and water, them two. Like cats and dogs. This here is about ox goat compatibility, you know, if they can get along. If a goat can make a go of it with an

This here thing, talking about them rats and dragons, you see. It’s like, which one goes with which, you know? Like, my old man, he always said, “Two peas in a pod, them two.” But sometimes, it ain’t that simple, is it? So, you got this rat, right? They say the rat, he’s a smart

This here thing called Tarot of a Moon Garden, well, it’s somethin’ else. It’s got all them pretty pictures, you know? Like them cards that tell your fortune. My granddaughter, she’s all into this stuff. Says it helps her figure things out. Me? I just like lookin’ at the pictures. They got these cards, see,

Well, let me tell you, this year of the horse and snake thing, it’s a real head-scratcher. You see, them horses, they’re all about running free, ain’t they? Just gallop and go, no looking back. Snakes, though, they’re different. They like to slither and slide, take their time, think things through. So, you put these

You ask me, knight of cups yes or no, well, it ain’t always easy to say. That knight, he’s a tricky one, like a weasel in the henhouse. Sometimes he’s a yes, sometimes he’s a no. Depends on the wind, I reckon. That Knight of Cups, he’s all about feelings, like a hen with her

Listen, let me tell you somethin’ about this dark hierophant card. I ain’t no fancy card reader, but I seen a thing or two in my days, ya know? This card, it ain’t always sunshine and roses. That word, “hierophant,” sounds all highfalutin, right? Well, it’s just a fancy way of sayin’ someone who knows

This here Aquarian Tarot Deck, ain’t nothin’ like them old cards. I seen a lot of cards in my day, but these ones, they got somethin’ different. They got pictures on ’em, kinda fancy. Not too hard to figure out, though. If you got eyes in your head, you can see what they’re sayin’. These