Leo Rat Horoscope: See Your Lucky Numbers and Colors

Well, let me tell ya, this Leo rat thing, it’s somethin’ else. You know, like them fancy folks in the city talk about stars and all that. I ain’t no city slicker, but I heard some things, seen some things, and I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how.

First off, these Leo fellas, born when the rat scurries around, they’re somethin’ special, they say. Bossy, real bossy. Like my old rooster, strutting around the yard, thinkin’ he owns the place. That’s a Leo rat for ya. Gotta have their way, they do. Man or woman, doesn’t matter. They want things done their way, and they want ’em done now. Ain’t much patience in them, no sir.

• They like to be in charge, that’s for sure.
• Always gotta be the leader, like the head hen in the coop.
• And don’t you dare try to tell ‘em what to do, they won’t listen.

Now, about luck, you know, everyone wants a little luck. These Leo rats, they got their lucky colors and numbers, just like them lottery tickets they sell down at the store. Blue, gold, green, they say. Fancy colors, ain’t they? Like the sky on a clear day, or the wheat field when the sun shines just right, or that shiny green beetle I saw on the porch last summer. Makes ya wonder if there’s somethin’ to it.

But then they say yellow and brown are unlucky. Now, I like brown, the color of good, honest dirt. But maybe for them Leo rats, it ain’t so good. Maybe it makes ’em clumsy, like a calf on a slippery slope. Don’t want that, do ya?

They also got them lucky numbers. I ain’t good with numbers, never was. But them Leo rats, they probably keep track of ’em, write ’em down in a little book, maybe even whisper ’em to the chickens for good luck. Who knows what goes on in their heads?

And love? Oh, them Leo rats in love, that’s a whole ‘nother story. Passionate, they say. Like a fire in the hearth on a cold winter night. But that fire can burn ya if you ain’t careful. They love hard, but they want to be the boss in love too. Like my old man, always had to have the last word, even if he was wrong as rain.

Relationships with these Leo rats, well, it ain’t always easy. They want someone who will listen, someone who will admire them, someone who will let them be the king or queen of the castle. If you ain’t up for that, best to move along, find yourself a nice quiet Taurus or somethin’.

They also say these Leo rats are hardworking. Well, that’s good, ain’t it? Nobody likes a lazybones. Like my neighbor’s dog, always sleepin’ on the porch, never chasing a squirrel. That ain’t the Leo rat way. They’re always busy, always plannin’, always tryin’ to get ahead. Maybe that’s why they’re so bossy, always thinkin’ they know best.

And health? Well, everyone wants to be healthy. I reckon these Leo rats need to watch out for that temper of theirs. Gettin’ all riled up ain’t good for the heart, you know. Need to take a deep breath, count to ten, maybe go for a walk in the fields, like I do when them youngsters get on my nerves.

So, there you have it. My take on this Leo rat thing. Ain’t no fancy astrology talk, just plain common sense. They’re bossy, they’re passionate, they’re hardworking, and they got their lucky colors and numbers. Take it or leave it, that’s what I say. But if you meet a Leo rat, remember what I told ya, and maybe you’ll get along just fine.

And one more thing, don’t go arguin’ with ’em, you won’t win. Just nod your head, say “yes ma’am” or “yes sir,” and let ’em have their way. Life will be a whole lot easier, trust me on that.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re probably wonderin’ where I am.

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