Monkey and Goat Compatibility: Is This a Match Made in Heaven or a Disaster?

You know, that monkey and goat compatibility, it’s a funny thing. Some folks say it works, some folks say it don’t. I heard tell once about a monkey and a goat, different as can be.

That monkey, he’s always jumpin’ around, makin’ noise, can’t sit still for a minute. Always chattering and playing. You know the kind, always looking for something to do. And the goat, well, she’s more quiet-like. Likes to chew her cud, think things over.

They say monkey and goat can get along. But it ain’t easy. That monkey, he’s gotta learn to slow down some. Give that goat some peace and quiet. And that goat, she’s gotta learn to loosen up a bit. Maybe jump around with that monkey every once in a while.

It’s like this, if you got a goat man and monkey woman, he might be all calm and steady. She might be all over the place. He likes things just so, she likes to shake things up.

• That monkey woman, she talks a lot.
• That goat man, he shows his love. Don’t say much.
• She will like his strong, quiet way.
• He’s gonna be all mixed up by her fast ways.

Now, if it’s a monkey man and goat woman, that’s a whole other story. He is gonna talk up a storm. Always got something to say. He wants fun and games. She’s more serious, you know? That goat woman, she might not trust that monkey man right away. He seems too tricky, maybe. Too much fun. She wants someone she can depend on. Someone who is not so flighty.

They are just so different. Like apples and oranges. Can they make it work? Maybe. But it takes work. They gotta understand each other. That monkey’s gotta see that goat needs some quiet time. And that goat’s gotta see that monkey needs some fun.

It is all about love, you know. If they love each other, they can make it. If that love is strong. If not, well, they’re just gonna butt heads all the time. And that ain’t no good. That monkey will be jumping all over. That goat will be digging in her heels. Nothing will be peaceful. And you need a little peace, don’t you?

They can learn from each other, though. That’s what I think. That monkey can show that goat how to have a little fun. And that goat can show that monkey how to be a little more steady. How to slow down and smell the roses. How to appreciate what is right in front of them.

Goat and monkey love compatibility, that’s what they call it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it just means, can they get along? Can they make a life together? Can they make each other happy?

• Love takes work, that’s what I always say.
• Gotta give a little, take a little.
• Gotta listen to each other.
• Gotta understand where the other one’s comin’ from.

That goat and monkey, they are different as night and day. But sometimes, opposites attract. They say that, don’t they? That monkey is all sunshine and laughter. That goat is all moonlight and shadows. Maybe they need each other. To balance each other out.

That monkey, he might be all talk. But that goat, she’s all action. She shows her love by what she does. Not by what she says. He might tell you he loves you ten times a day. She might just bake you a pie. Or mend your shirt. Or just sit with you quiet-like when you’re feeling down.

It is hard to say if they will last, those two. They gotta want it. They gotta work at it. But if they do, it could be something special. Something real special. That monkey and goat, they could be good for each other. Just need to take it easy. You see, the monkey is always moving so fast. The goat can’t keep up. And that goat, she can be a little too slow for the monkey. She needs to speed up just a little. It won’t hurt her. They need to find some common ground.

It is not an easy road. No sir. But nothing worth having ever is, is it? Takes some patience. Takes some understanding. Takes a whole lot of love. Maybe they will get some good luck. I hope so.