Well, let me tell you, that moon, it’s a tricky thing. Sometimes it’s flipped, like a pancake gone wrong. That’s what they call the moon reversed, I reckon. And when it’s like that, it means things ain’t always what they seem. Like when you think you see a rabbit in the garden, but it’s just […]

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here Wheel of Fortune and that there Magician. Sounds like a bunch of hocus pocus, don’t it? But folks ’round here, they sure do get into these cards, these tarot things. They say it tells ya somethin’ about your life, your future, all that kinda stuff. I

Well, let me tell ya, this Ten of Swords card, it ain’t pretty, not one bit. It’s like seein’ a fella face down in the dirt, ten swords stickin’ outta his back. Makes ya shiver, don’t it? But hold your horses, it ain’t all doom and gloom. This card, it’s got somethin’ to say, some

Well, let’s talk about this “Fool” card, you know, the one they got in them tarot decks. Folks say it means somethin’ about startin’ new things. Like, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout doin’ somethin’ different, this card pops up, it’s like a sign, ya hear? What this “Fool” card is all about? Now, I ain’t no

Alright, alright, let’s gab about this Mercury in Libra thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ the city folks talk about, but I’ll try to make sense of it in plain English, you know, the way we talk around here. What’s this Mercury Business Anyway? So, this Mercury, it ain’t the stuff in thermometers,

Well, let me tell ya, this Queen of Swords card, she’s somethin’ else. It ain’t like them other cards with all the hearts and flowers. This one’s got a sword, ya know, and she ain’t afraid to use it. Not in a mean way, mind you, but in a way that gets things done. Now,

Well, hello there, everyone! Let’s gab a bit about what’s comin’ up this week for all you Aries folks, especially when it comes to love. You know, that lovey-dovey stuff. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain ol’ woman who knows a thing or two about life and love. Aries and Love

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s chew the fat about somethin’ real important – the sun, yeah, that big ol’ ball of fire in the sky. But I ain’t gonna talk about the weather or nothin’. We’re gonna talk about the sun as advice, ya hear? Now, what in tarnation does that mean? It means, be

Well, let’s gab about somethin’ called goat rooster compatibility, you know, like them zodiac signs and such. Them city folks got all sorts of names for it, but down here, we just say if two critters can get along or not. Goats and their friends Now, goats, they’re kinda gentle creatures, like to be safe