Tarots Marseille Meanings: Learn the Cards Step by Step

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these Tarots Marseille, whatever they are. Folks keep jabberin’ about ’em, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know? Don’t expect no fancy talk, I ain’t got none of that. Just plain speakin’, like it is.

So, what are these Tarots Marseille cards anyway? Well, from what I gather, they’re just a bunch of pictures on cards. Pictures of folks, and things, and I don’t know what all. People use ‘em for… for tellin’ the future, or somethin’. Sounds like a load of hooey to me, but hey, folks believe what they wanna believe.

• Pictures on Cards: Like I said, just pictures. Some look happy, some look sad, some just look plain weird.
• Fortune Tellin’: That’s what they say. Ask a question, pull some cards, and the pictures tell ya the answer. Don’t ask me how, it ain’t natural, I tell ya.

Now, how do you go about usin’ these things? First off, you gotta get yourself a deck of these Tarot of Marseille cards. Don’t go askin’ me where, I ain’t no storekeeper. Then, you gotta shuffle ’em up good. Mix ‘em all around, like you’re makin’ biscuits, but with cards.

Then, you gotta think about what you wanna know. Got a question about love? About money? About whether your chickens gonna lay eggs tomorrow? Whatever it is, get it clear in your head.

Next, you lay out the cards. There’s all sorts of ways to do it, they say. Some folks lay ‘em out in a line, some in a circle, some in a… a cross, I think? Honestly, it all sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me.

But here’s the kicker, right? You gotta look at the pictures and figure out what they mean. And that ain’t easy, let me tell ya. That card with the sun on it, that probably means somethin’ good, right? But what about that fella hangin’ upside down? That don’t look too pleasant.

And that’s where these Tarot Card Readings come in. Some folks, they say they can read these cards. They look at the pictures and tell you what they mean. They say it’s a gift, or somethin’. I say it’s a good way to make a buck, but that’s just me.

Now, if you ask me, life ain’t about no cards. It’s about hard work, and family, and puttin’ food on the table. But folks these days, they always lookin’ for shortcuts. They wanna know the future without livin’ it. And maybe these cards, these Fortune-telling cards, maybe they give ‘em some comfort. Maybe they help ‘em feel like they got some control in this crazy world.

So, if you’re curious about these Tarots Marseille, go ahead and try ‘em out. What’s the worst that could happen? Maybe you’ll get a good laugh. Maybe you’ll get some insight. Or maybe you’ll just end up with a pile of cards and a confused look on your face.

But remember this, don’t let no cards tell you how to live your life. You got your own head on your shoulders, you got your own heart in your chest. You listen to them, and you’ll be just fine.

And one more thing, if you do go messin’ with these cards, don’t come cryin’ to me if you don’t like what you see. I warned ya, it’s all a bunch of… well, you know what I think. But hey, to each their own, right? Just don’t be wastin’ your money on fancy readings, when you could be buyin’ a good bag of flour or somethin’ useful.

Now, I gotta go feed the chickens. They don’t need no cards to tell ‘em when it’s time to eat.

One last thing, before you start, they say you gotta “Relax” and “focus“. Take a deep breath, and clear your mind. They say it helps you connect with… with somethin’ bigger than yourself. The “universe“, they call it. Sounds a bit far-fetched to me, but hey, what do I know?